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Biography: Coat Check Guy


name: Daniel
occupation: genital massage instructor
sunsign: aquarius
favorite quote: "The way you squeeze my lemon, I think I'm gonna fall right out of bed bed bed bed....ahhhhh" - Robert Plant favorite song: "I Touch Myself" by the Davinyls
favorite food: vertical sea food tacos
second favorite food: oysters
favorite color: pink like pussy
pet peeve: frigid women
favorite sex album: Peter Gabriel's "So"
favorite actress: Linda Lovelace
favorite movie: Deep Throat
favorite sport: naked coed jello wrestling