Luckily Triock, the suitor of the Hot Teenage Girl, knows about the rape and is following them with plans of killing Thomas Covenant...and of course we're all rooting for that to happen because as you know we've always felt that Thomas Covenant is more than a little bit lecherous but now we know this to be the case and we really hope that Triock stabs him good.
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